Danny: I did an interview for the New York Times and they printed all of the stuff that I didn’t say.
Jack: Typical liberal media. That’s why I get all my news from Dick Cheney’s website, dickviews.com.
Danny: I never said that Liz banged her way to the middle, or that Jenna kidnapped a Swedish au pair to use as a hair farm. And I’ve never called Tracy clean and articulate. Why would I? He’s not! These stuff is in the newspaper, Jack. Everyone’s gonna see it!
Jack: No they’re not. It’s a hoax.
Jack: The New York Times doesn’t have a staff writer named Seymour Nips. You’ve been pranked by the nerds. My guess is, this is the work of Frank…the black one and…(scary sound effect)…Lutz.
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