Our Jonathan who art at the office,
hallowed be my reservation.
If you are able,
hold my table,
at Plunder, as we will not be there by 7:00.
Have them delay our heavenly dessert,
and forgive us our lateness,
as we forgive those who cause lateness against us.
“I’m going to tell Drew that I’m having a little welcome to the building party for him. But there is no party. And then when he shows up, I’ll laugh and say ‘Oh it’s the wrong night.’ And then he’ll laugh and say ‘One glass couldn’t hurt.’ And then I will put my mouth on his mouth!” [via crabcakes]